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GODDDDDD I MISS TFA

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i was telling my mom about the guy from miami who ate that other guy’s face off and my sister screamed from the other room “HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHIA LEBEOUF STRIKES AGAIN”

Via Keelah se'lai

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confettiparade:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

sounds like an episode of supernatural.

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welcome to tumblr where people can casually discuss their sexual attraction to characters from comics and animated characters and food is considered porn.

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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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$36.
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finally hit double digits lemme hear ya hollaaaaaa

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reblogging because $91

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$48, lolz.

$87… what.

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I’m amazed

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So you know how the Avengers was really good?

damnthatswhatshesaid:

I guess you could say

It was Marvelous

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lokilust:

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theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

#5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

#10:00 head over Natasha’s for slumber party #10:15 braid hair and paint nails with hammers and hawks while talking about boys #10:30 watch Orphan#12:33 cry into Natasha’s beautifully braided hair about how you’re adopted #1:00 have Natasha read fanfic outloud to you to as a bedtime story #2:00 sleep #7:00 wake up and do it all again because pimpin ain’t easy when you’re Loki Laufeyson

THIS

IS

THE

BEST

THING

EVER

IN

TUMBLR

HISTORY

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE OF REASONNNS.